WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.400 --> 00:00:05.550 I don't know how best to break this to you Doc... 2 00:00:06.860 --> 00:00:10.050 But there's no way I'm fitting THIS 3 00:00:10.050 --> 00:00:11.150 in my mouth. 4 00:00:12.370 --> 00:00:14.300 Let alone down my throat. 5 00:00:14.810 --> 00:00:16.070 Don't worry Ms. Aran, 6 00:00:16.340 --> 00:00:17.820 I anticipated this. 7 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:19.920 While the Phazon-induced growth 8 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:22.160 now excludes your throat for further fucking testing, 9 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:22.500 [Per OSHA 1910 Subpart E App] 10 00:00:22.500 --> 00:00:24.190 Our research suggests that he should be 11 00:00:24.190 --> 00:00:25.690 suitably stimulated by the 12 00:00:25.690 --> 00:00:27.740 second-tightest orifice on the station. 13 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:28.450 [Someone call Guinness] 14 00:00:28.500 --> 00:00:30.500 Wha-which of course 15 00:00:30.520 --> 00:00:31.690 isn't to imply that your... 16 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:32.320 *sexually intimidated pause* 17 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:33.370 orifices 18 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:35.250 ...are your only value Ms. Aran! 19 00:00:35.820 --> 00:00:37.100 Don't worry Doc... 20 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:39.390 I know where this is going. 21 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:41.400 [Those who guessed "In the bum-bum" give yourselves a point] 22 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:42.670 There we go... 23 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:46.280 Lets get him stimulated. 24 00:00:50.950 --> 00:00:52.200 You really are a 25 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:53.800 big boy! 26 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:54.850 Aren't you? 27 00:00:59.550 --> 00:01:00.100 Fuck! 28 00:01:00.580 --> 00:01:02.150 Do you want us to stop Ms. Aran?! 29 00:01:02.250 --> 00:01:02.700 We can- 30 00:01:02.700 --> 00:01:04.220 *chuckles in completely ok with current events* 31 00:01:04.740 --> 00:01:06.750 I appreciate the concern, Doc. 32 00:01:07.390 --> 00:01:09.050 But I've had bigger back there. 33 00:01:10.490 --> 00:01:11.820 And rougher, too! 34 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:13.820 Go on, Cowboy... 35 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:15.650 Show me what you're made of. 36 00:01:16.050 --> 00:01:17.010 And give me your best- 37 00:01:17.010 --> 00:01:20.010 [We now interrupt this regularly scheduled dirty talk to bring you Surprise (not really) Butt Sex] 38 00:01:27.370 --> 00:01:28.660 You go straight for the kill! 39 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:29.570 Don't you? 40 00:01:36.320 --> 00:01:38.390 It's my birthday party all over again! 41 00:01:42.500 --> 00:01:44.800 [Caution: Dick Scientists At Work. Speeding Fines Doubled] 42 00:01:45.100 --> 00:01:46.370 This is phenomenal! 43 00:01:46.410 --> 00:01:46.910 [More like Phazomenal] 44 00:01:46.960 --> 00:01:48.600 An endless well of raw data! 45 00:01:49.150 --> 00:01:51.300 I can see the awards already! 46 00:01:55.850 --> 00:01:57.420 [Goo goes pew pew] 47 00:01:57.970 --> 00:01:59.990 Fff-uuu-uu-uu-u-u-ck 48 00:02:00.820 --> 00:02:02.620 That's a LOT of cum. 49 00:02:08.050 --> 00:02:10.260 You're like a firehose back there! 50 00:02:10.770 --> 00:02:12.400 [A 4" hose at .4 psi for his ~13" shlong, give or take] 51 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:21.010 I can't believe I missed that observation! 52 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:21.970 Well, with so many variables to keep track of, 53 00:02:21.970 --> 00:02:23.900 What are you d... you're still hard? Well, with so many variables to keep track of, 54 00:02:23.900 --> 00:02:24.410 Well, with so many variables to keep track of, 55 00:02:24.500 --> 00:02:24.940 I'm not sur- 56 00:02:24.940 --> 00:02:25.450 Doc!? 57 00:02:25.780 --> 00:02:26.730 He's still hard! 58 00:02:26.730 --> 00:02:28.330 I don't think he's- 59 00:02:28.380 --> 00:02:30.330 60 00:02:33.570 --> 00:02:34.620 HOLY HELL! 61 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:39.770 Are you alright Ms. Aran? 62 00:02:40.040 --> 00:02:41.290 We can stop the test at- 63 00:02:44.410 --> 00:02:46.050 Are you KIDDING me? 64 00:02:48.220 --> 00:02:48.820 This is 65 00:02:49.270 --> 00:02:49.800 Fucking 66 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:51.080 AMAZING 67 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:18.550 I just might have to 68 00:03:18.850 --> 00:03:19.900 take this stallion 69 00:03:20.270 --> 00:03:22.080 home with me, Doc. 70 00:03:23.580 --> 00:03:24.520 Hmm, eh... 71 00:03:24.550 --> 00:03:26.270 Given some of the... content 72 00:03:26.270 --> 00:03:28.280 in your birthday video, Ms. Aran 73 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:29.980 I'd rather you not refer to the 74 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:31.490 test subject in that way. 75 00:03:32.200 --> 00:03:34.200 [He has a name people! It's Phil, he's just too shy to say anything.] 76 00:03:53.660 --> 00:03:54.450 You're always 77 00:03:54.750 --> 00:03:56.580 So good to me, Doc! 78 00:03:57.210 --> 00:03:58.510 What does she mean by that? 79 00:03:58.510 --> 00:03:59.560 *nervous laughter* 80 00:03:59.580 --> 00:04:01.400 Uhh, nothing I'm sure! 81 00:04:02.150 --> 00:04:03.630 WHAT does she mean? 82 00:04:19.010 --> 00:04:21.210 Ohhh my GODDD! 83 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:24.060 You've just passed two hours, Ms. Aran. 84 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:25.000 You're doing great! 85 00:04:25.200 --> 00:04:27.160 Seriously, what did she mean by that? 86 00:04:27.640 --> 00:04:28.920 Can we discuss this later? 87 00:04:37.260 --> 00:04:38.370 PLE-E-E-EASE 88 00:04:38.760 --> 00:04:40.640 Let me take him home, Doc! 89 00:04:41.900 --> 00:04:43.260 I'm sorry, Ms. Aran 90 00:04:43.450 --> 00:04:46.020 but all stimulation must be strictly observed. 91 00:04:49.620 --> 00:04:50.700 Oh, trust me... 92 00:04:50.870 --> 00:04:52.390 anyone with an extranet connection 93 00:04:52.660 --> 00:04:55.300 will get to "observe" what I plan to do with him! 94 00:04:58.620 --> 00:05:00.850 No, sorry Ms. Aran, can't do that. 95 00:05:12.860 --> 00:05:14.420 How are you still going?? 96 00:05:17.660 --> 00:05:19.560 The Phazon incites mutations 97 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:22.110 that severely reduce sexual sensations tempo- 98 00:05:22.110 --> 00:05:25.250 While simultaneously increasing both libido 99 00:05:25.290 --> 00:05:27.290 and physical endurance, allow- 100 00:05:27.290 --> 00:05:28.370 Forget I asked! 101 00:05:28.670 --> 00:05:30.000 Just keep fucking me! 102 00:05:37.310 --> 00:05:38.470 I *pant* can't believe 103 00:05:38.470 --> 00:05:40.150 I'm *pant* saying this 104 00:05:40.450 --> 00:05:42.750 but *pant* HE'S *pant* actually wearing 105 00:05:42.940 --> 00:05:44.250 me *gasp* out! 106 00:05:45.340 --> 00:05:47.600 But you've almost reached four hours, Ms. Aran! 107 00:05:48.060 --> 00:05:49.600 You've lasted longer than this before! 108 00:05:53.760 --> 00:05:54.830 Yeah... but, 109 00:05:55.180 --> 00:05:57.370 when I had them run that birthday train on my ass 110 00:05:57.690 --> 00:05:58.540 I at LEAST 111 00:05:58.880 --> 00:06:00.620 got breaks as they swapped out! 112 00:06:00.810 --> 00:06:01.600 [Per OSHA Publication 3123] 113 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:04.140 Wait, you actually watched that video? 114 00:06:04.750 --> 00:06:07.700 Well I, had to perform... research, on her limits... 115 00:06:23.510 --> 00:06:24.100 That's it... 116 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:25.240 I'm done... 117 00:06:27.890 --> 00:06:29.020 I'm tapping out, Doc. 118 00:06:32.020 --> 00:06:33.020 [Goo goes, again, pew pew] 119 00:06:34.490 --> 00:06:37.650 Just in time for the ninth orgasm! Perfect! 120 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:40.060 And he's still cumming... 121 00:06:40.850 --> 00:06:42.980 just as much as he did the first time 122 00:06:45.180 --> 00:06:48.320 Please collect as much sample material as you can, Ms. Aran. 123 00:06:48.420 --> 00:06:50.320 So we can validate that claim. 124 00:06:52.350 --> 00:06:53.900 That's a lot of jizz. 125 00:06:57.450 --> 00:06:59.400 And he's STILL hard! 126 00:07:01.280 --> 00:07:02.400 Are you OK Ms. Aran? 127 00:07:02.750 --> 00:07:03.350 Yeah... 128 00:07:05.260 --> 00:07:06.060 I'll be fine... 129 00:07:06.730 --> 00:07:07.450 Just... 130 00:07:09.380 --> 00:07:11.120 Just give me a minute to catch my breath. 131 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:17.420 ...and for feeling to return to my ass.